Obama's Dream Supreme Court

[fertile1]

Obama's New Supreme Court


In the likely event that the current Supreme Court will fail to succumb to Obama's jejune attempt at intimidation by blatantly misrepresenting the relative functions of the judicial and legislative branches of government (and disgracing the executive branch in the bargain), Obama will be forced to run on the promise that if he is given another four years to sell his magic hope and change snake oil, he will play the actuarial tables and reconstitute the Court so that the next time around, he'll have better luck in violating the Constitution in the pursuit of his collectivist agenda.


I can see it now:


We'll keep the two affirmative-action ladies out of class loyalty.


Ruth Ginsberg, my law school classmate, will stay on (and on and on).


Debbie Wasserwoman Schultz


Nancy Pelosi


Sheila Jackson Lee


Maxine Waters


Helen Thomas


So far, it's an alluring array. Donald Trump is already thinking of the next roll out of Ms. Universe. Can't wait for the swimsuit competition.


But, there's a problem—only eight. We need a ninth. As he hasn't a clue about separation of power and checks and balances, the obvious choice for the ninth justice is: (drum roll) Barack Obama, the token male.

[flyphish56]

Barack Obama, the token male.

I'd have though Thomas would have that covered.

[Cap'n Billy]

I'd have though Thomas would have that covered.

Which one, Helen or Clarence?

[flyphish56]

Hellen Cap. Hellen.
I suppose I do need to be more specific in this case.