Cafeteria Conservatism
What is a conservative to do when faced with forces and positions within the conservative movement that are abhorrent? Surely conservatism is not a package deal that must be embraced or rejected in its entirety, one hopes.
This quandary has been raised during this year's Republican primary contests. There is an undercurrent that suggests that if you want to do your level best to oust from office an unqualified, maladroit, and philosophically unwholesome collectivist, you have to rub ideological elbows with those who are prepared to give gats to just about everyone and who are perfectly prepared to confer second-hand citizenship on citizens that are unfortunate enough to be born, despite the initial howls in the delivery room, gay.
My memory may well be faulty, but I don't think that Barry Goldwater, author of the definitive treatment of true conservative principles, The Conscience of a Conservative, would have frowned on gays in the military, especially if a gay soldier were the only one standing between you and an enemy bullet. As noted in another post, this has nothing to do with gay marriage, which is a meaningless tempest in a teapot as long as civil unions bestow equivalent legal rights to gay couples.
Even more curious is the notion that in order to claim status as a conservative, you cannot recognize that guns are peculiarly efficient means of human extermination and are therefore a refuge of cowards who can't stomach more proximate means of dealing death. As Ayn Rand once observed, the government is the only legitimate wielder of force and it makes perfect sense to limit guns to that institution. As for the Second Amendment, wasn't that all about the right to wear tank tops?
On the cafeteria line, it's really tough to find a palatable selection on the issue of abortion. Does one really have to choose between the extremes represented on one hand by Bachmann and Santorum and on the other by liberals who seem unwilling to impose even the most modest retraints on lazy, leg-spreading, and indulgent females in order to respect and protect the lives of innocent humans? If you're interested in my solution to the problem, buy my book, Wet Firecrackers, on Amazon. It's currently selling for a song.

messages ring truer than all the paeans to President Reagan - a disciple of Goldwater. (Note Well: I wrote "Today" .