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Unread postby robert4 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:19 pm

A bus stops and two Jamaican men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady, "said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi.

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Re: Funny Conversation

Unread postby dentalplans » Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:32 am

Two guys, on a day trip to farm

Guy 1: Look! A bunch of cows!
Guy 2: Herd of cows!
Guy 1: Of course I’ve heard of cows!
Guy 2: No, no! A cow herd!
Guy 1: What do I care if a cow heard? I never said anything I shouldn’t have!
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Re: Funny Conversation

Unread postby THEBIGBEAR » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:44 pm

Good one Robert4, my mind is in the gutter, I was thinking the same thing as the lady
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